Good one here !!!
All salary earners must read this:
After 4 years of selfless service, I realised that I had not been promoted, no salary increment, no commendation.
So I decided to walk up to my HR Manager.
The manager looked at me, smiled and asked me to sit.
He said:
"My friend you have not worked here for even a single day."
I was shocked to hear that!
But the manager went on to explain, and here's the conversation that took place.
Manager: How many days are there in a year?
Me: 365 days and sometimes 366.
Manager: Do u come to work on weekends?
Me: No Sir.
Manager: How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Me: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.
Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 366 days. how many days do u now have?
Me: 262 days
Manager: How many hours make up a day?
Me: 24 Hours.
Manager: How long do u work in a day?
Me: 10am to 6pm - 8 hours a day.
Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours?
Me: 8/24 i.e 1/3 (one third).
Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 262 days?
Me: 87
(1/3 x 262 = 87days)
Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave, 15 days casual leave, 5 days optional leave, 30 days earned leave every year. Now remove that 64 days from the 87 days left. How many days do u have remaining?
Me: 23 days.
Manager: Do u work on festivals? (20 days)
Me: No Sir!
Manager: Do u work on Republic Day?
Me: No sir!
Manager: Do u come to work on Independence Day?
Me: No sir!
Manager: So how many days left?
Me: 1 day sir!
Manager: Do you come to work on New Year's Day?
Me: No sir!!
Manager: So how many days are left?
Me: None Sir!
Manager: So what are u claiming?
Me: I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing company
money all these days.
I understand that majority of you reading this right now is going through the same condition not knowing what to do next.
Well I think I got a little clue as to how to deal with situations like this. Just pause for a while and think about these quotes that is needful:
Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.
Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit.
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.What I would like to put in is always do you best in whatever you are presented with
The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows Be outstanding in whatever you do. Just do a thing that would make you a standout.
I hope that as an employee you stick to the instructions of your employer. You can not know better than him if you do then you shouldn't be working under him. I would like to draw the curtain here but before then I would leave you with this quote
Everyone has an invisible sign hanging from their neck saying, "Make me feel important." Never forget this message when working with people.
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ReplyDeleteHey falaciousice. Great post really. It looks like you are almost getting paid double for nothing. I have been promoted a few times with higher pay but this is America. I also don't get that many paid leave like you do. Overall, I think starting your own business and being successful at it someday will make you wealthy.
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